True Tori: A Recap

Please tell me you’ve been watching the TV train-wreck, True Tori on Lifetime. It is a spectacle. It’s not every show that can make me to sympathize with a cheater, laugh while yelling at the TV, and feel considerably better about my own life. It’s like a gift. A gift that has filled the void left by the series finale of Lindsay. 

But alas, if you haven’t been watching, here is a quick summary of what you missed in the season finale:

 

 

I have to go film Chopped Canada. 

 

 

 

 

I don’t want you to go film
Chopped Canada.

 

 

 

 

I think I have to go film Chopped Canada. 

 

 

 

 

But I don’t want you to go film
Chopped Canada.

 

 

 

I think we both know I have to go film Chopped Canada.

 

 

 

 

But I don’t want you to go film Chopped Canada.

 

 

 

 

 

I can’t go film Chopped Canada.

 

 

 

 

 

You should go film
Chopped Canada.

 

 

 

Me and everyone else watching:

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