True Tori: A Recap

Please tell me you’ve been watching the TV train-wreck, True Tori on Lifetime. It is a spectacle. It’s not every show that can make me to sympathize with a cheater, laugh while yelling at the TV, and feel considerably better about my own life. It’s like a gift. A gift that has filled the void left by the series finale of Lindsay. 

But alas, if you haven’t been watching, here is a quick summary of what you missed in the season finale:

 

 

I have to go film Chopped Canada. 

 

 

 

 

I don’t want you to go film
Chopped Canada.

 

 

 

 

I think I have to go film Chopped Canada. 

 

 

 

 

But I don’t want you to go film
Chopped Canada.

 

 

 

I think we both know I have to go film Chopped Canada.

 

 

 

 

But I don’t want you to go film Chopped Canada.

 

 

 

 

 

I can’t go film Chopped Canada.

 

 

 

 

 

You should go film
Chopped Canada.

 

 

 

Me and everyone else watching:

Movie Review: Chef

I listened to Jon Favreau on the Nerdist podcast a few weeks ago, and the interview had me eager to check out his new film, Chef. If you’re familiar with his background (or would like to see a summary), you probably know that Jon Favreau has been all over the map in regard to genre, so I wasn’t too sure what to expect from Chef, especially because of the all-star cast. It turned out to be a little bit of everything.

Chef is the story of a former wunderkind chef, Carl Casper (played by Favreau) who is unhappily working at someone else’s restaurant. He feels creatively stifled, which is only exacerbated when a popular food blogger lambastes the menu that Carl didn’t even want to cook in the first place, lamenting what was once a promising and original chef. It’s the straw that breaks the camels’ back for Carl, who takes the critique personally and (without meaning to do so publicly) lashes out at the blogger over Twitter. The subsequent feud quickly spirals out of control and leaves Carl jobless, which leads to a phoenix-like rebirth of his passion for cooking as he opens his own food truck and reconnects with his son and ex-wife. The plot moves quickly, the characters are drawn-out, and the film is both moving and funny. I recommend checking it out, though you could probably wait until it’s available on DVD or On Demand.

Book Review: Paris Letters by Janice MacLeod

I’ve spent the last year or so reading books that make me sort of an unintended Francophile. There is an absurd number of these books to choose from, discussing everything from culture to diet to habits of French women and the “je ne sais quoi” people go on about.

I saw a recommendation for Paris Letters and it had good reviews so I decided to give it a try. I really enjoyed it. It’s a love story about falling for a new place, food, people and yourself. It’s a charming read and inspired me not only to visit Paris, Italy and Scotland again, but to start writing letters to my nearest and dearest and stop spending money frivolously. I think it makes a really good summer read, and I recommend picking it up before you hit the beach or the pool.

Link Love

Here are my favorite things I found around the internet this week:

Happy perusing and happy weekend!

Book Review: Dare Me by Megan Abbott

There’s something dangerous about the boredom of teenage girls.

Here is the publisher’s description:

Addy Hanlon has always been Beth Cassidy’s best friend and trusted lieutenant. Beth calls the shots and Addy carries them out, a long-established order of things that has brought them to the pinnacle of their high-school careers. Now they’re seniors who rule the intensely competitive cheer squad, feared and followed by the other girls — until the young new coach arrives.

Cool and commanding, an emissary from the adult world just beyond their reach, Coach Colette French draws Addy and the other cheerleaders into her life. Only Beth, unsettled by the new regime, remains outside Coach’s golden circle, waging a subtle but vicious campaign to regain her position as “top girl” — both with the team and with Addy herself.

Then a suicide focuses a police investigation on Coach and her squad. After the first wave of shock and grief, Addy tries to uncover the truth behind the death — and learns that the boundary between loyalty and love can be dangerous terrain.

The raw passions of girlhood are brought to life in this taut, unflinching exploration of friendship, ambition, and power. Award-winning novelist Megan Abbott, writing with what Tom Perrotta has hailed as “total authority and an almost desperate intensity,” provides a harrowing glimpse into the dark heart of the all-American girl.

I’m still not entirely sure what to think about Dare Me. On the one hand, it’s unlike anything I’ve ever read, and in a good way. I read reviews that called it “Bring it On meets Macbeth” and “Heathers meets Fight Club,” and thought ‘well that sounds amazing’ and immediately added it to my library queue. Those comparisons are certainly accurate. There were parts that made me roll my eyes and think ‘this is so unrealistic,’ and I had to remind myself that it was intentionally written to be stylized and overwrought. The writing is beautiful, but sometimes reminded me of thoughts I’ve had after a few glasses of wine. Everything that happened to and around these girls was just heavy.

On the other hand, I find it hard to connect to a piece of fiction if I can’t relate to at least one character, and I think that contributed to the ambiguity I felt throughout this book. There is not one relatable character in the bunch. Beth is domineering and cruel. Coach is an immature ice queen. Even the narrator, Addy, is an unsentimental, cold bitch. She and the other girls on the squad seem to be suffering, but it’s never clear exactly why or from what. These are not angst-ridden teenagers, these are girls who exhibit the world-weariness of women three times their age. There’s little in the way of exposition, and the tidbit from their past that is eventually revealed made me sympathize with Beth, who is easily the least sympathetic character throughout the entire story.

Overall, I’m still trying to decide how I feel about this book. I think it’s an intriguing, beautifully-written read, and worth picking up. It’s just missing the heart of my usual fare and left me a little cold.